Bamba Be Mad Speechin!

He be speechin' again. Stimuli for the republik.
No earmarks he said.
Truth: 9,000 earmarks were hidden between the lines.

On the trail his big promise to hoards of adoring sub-humanoids, we will withdraw from Iraq.
Truth: Soon, I promise. And this time, you're gonna know the cost of war. After we're done, probably. Not sure when. Oh yeah, I sent 17,000 troops to Afghanistan. Surge? Nah. I'm cool, deal with it. Don't think of it as war, pretend it's insurance for our future. Yeah, you'll buy that 'cause I'm the grand master of flash.

Health care reform. Ten years, still nothing. This is the time, this is the year.
Truth: Lots of moola being doled out to boost Medicaid. Who gets Medicaid? Ya know, those poor people who have no money 'cause they don't wanna work. Um, I guess some people be scammin' the system, so they can get free docs, too. Oh shit, I forgot. I'm gonna let you have Cobra longer, but when it's done you're still not gonna have a job, so you'll be without health insurance, but you prolly won't qualify for Medicaid if you're not a minority so you're in deep shit. Universal Health Care? Hells no! That be Hillary's mad baby and she's busy with some otha stuff now.

Banks, Wall Street. Uh huh. No more $ if they're playing like bad boys. I'm the Commandant-in-Chief, so when I'm eatin' my foie gras and you need to buy food for those babies, just keep thinking, hope. Joe's gonna make sure y'all aight.

Education. No student will be denied a full college education.
Truth: We'll give you a whopping $2500.00 (though your school costs $30-$50k) and only if ya hit the streets, organize with ACORN, join the military (in which case you won't need the money), and with the vast amount of employment opportunities, you oughta get a job in no time.

Don't you forget. The U.S.A. has its foundation on moral ground ( that's why I can't produce a birth certificate to show I was born here, but hey, I'm the king). No torture, No Gitmo. We're gonna be on the honor system! Now you listen up, terrorists, we're gonna behave from now on. None of this war on terror crap. So you think we're infidels that have to be wiped out. Nothing a good old fashioned talking to won't cure.

Can someone wake me up when my country looks like it used to? He was right. He promised change. In his first month in office, Hussein has diminished our national security and plunged our country into a possibly irretrievable economic free fall.
That's change we now have to believe in.



In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, or say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to do
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs not nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long black tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgement day

In the year 8510
God's gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the pill you took today ..