Thursday, April 30, 2009

Report Cards Suck

I hope the resident select didn't go back to his Lincoln wannabe bedroom and tune in to CNN, post press CON-ference. Viewers of AC 360 were asked to vote on FaceBook,in selected categories, rating the (p)Res, Congress, Geithner, SoS HC, BidetBiden, etc. based on the first 100 days of dumBO's life as it were. I'll list the actual questions below for your reference, but suffice it to say that despite high approval ratings in popularity (very similar to W and Carter *oy*), performance seems not to measure up to the ego of the man.

I've mentioned before, along with others, that psychologically, the resident suffers from low self-esteem brought on by an errant mother, absent father, undefined :cough muslim: roots, and his blackness in a sea of white and asian youth. There are two outcomes to this scenario; the child with low self-esteem either blossoms into adulthood chronologically whilst retaining a usually unwarranted poor image of him/herself, or the child evolves into a full blown narcissist. The latter is you know who.

Now that we've diagnosed the disorder, let us imagine this ego driven, yet insecure man who has always received admiration, adulation, pats on the back, funny money, and assistance from mega wealthy people, sitting in front of the telly actually studying the results of this poll. Albeit unscientific, CNN is not FOX, therefore he cannot guffaw and claim bias. Since his college and law school records were never revealed, he might be used to poor grades for all we know, but hey, that was then, this is now, and this is the big time.
I suspect that if he is privy to this information, he has double dipped into the crack pipe tonight, or even more probable, stared into a full length mirror, smiled that toothy grin while telling himself that he has "a whole host of" awesomeness that any peasant or world leader would envy.

As promised, the questions: (supplied with *my* own answers for reference) CNN POLL

1. Joe Biden (a for ahole) B
2. Your two Senators C+
3. The BO administration's progress on the Economy (progress?) B
4. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner (long or short form) C+
5. How well you feel things are going in the country today (mass suicide) B-
6. How well you felt things were going in the last administration (safe) C
7. The narcissist's performance at the press conference (comically sickening) B+
8. Media's performance on BO and the new administration (love sick schmucks) B-
9. The administration's performance on Foreign Affairs (BO-F, Hillary-A) B+
10.Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (me, A) B
11.Did you vote in the election (begrudgingly) 78%Y,22%N
12.Are you still happy with your voting decision(like I had a choice?) 83%Y,17%N
13.The performance of the House of Representatives (abysmal) C+
14.The performance of the Senate (more abysmal) C+
15.The Democratic leadership in the House and Senate (Pelosi/Reid=Swine Flu) B-
16.The Republican leadership in the House and Senate (what leadership?) C-
17.The BO administration's response to the swine flu crisis (close borders) B+
18.Grade The Messiah's first 100 days (needs to be expelled) B

In a separate survey conducted by the CNN/Opinion Research Corporation, he fared even worse. A dreaded B-.

Do you see what I see? Sir Holiness received a B. In my world of desirable achievement, B = Average. The resident is average. Trust me, he's wide awake right now, plotting a re-do.

Thursday, April 23, 2009


Life intervenes. And so it has for me, and continues to do so, therefore a respite was in order and heavens to betsy, it still is. Whilst struggling with a case of laid-offitis and a variety of other ills, my inner f*ck you alert began sending subliminal messages to the fire department. Two faced behavior is de rigeur in D.C. but the latest turnabout will likely create more than a brouhaha, if you consider a terrorist attack more worthy of a stronger reference. Those that have followed my yellow brick road are aware of my obsession with 9/11 due to my personal loss as well as the normal fear for my loved ones. I've been chided, derided, met with sympathy; the gamut of responses. Let me be clear. I don't give a fiddler's f*ck if you are a conservative, liberal, left wing Alinsky devotee, Saddleback holy roller, the Puhpuhpuhresident-of-evil has now breached national security.
I know, you're sitting there with your smirk ready to throw Constitutional malarchy at me, words of wisdom explaining the U.S. quest for a higher moral ground which is what makes us different than...whom? Cannibals? Spare me your intellectual, bespectacled wisdom. We Are At War.
Releasing the declassified CIA papers is basically a manual for new Al Q recruits. Why don't we name it, "Hold Your Nose and Bring a Can of Raid" but keep our dirty little secrets, secrets. Secret being a euphemism for terrorist attack. The fact that we don't engage in public nor private beheadings ala Nick Berg and Daniel Pearl, but plant small insects in confined areas to upset the lil destruction expert should be enough for the "my country doesn't engage in torture" crowd. Provide your own links as I'm in no mood to make this easy for you. Dennis Blair, who is now working with the fraud, has openly stated the fact that our tactics worked! Out of g-d knows how many attempts, the United States was able to water the crap out of KSM enough to stop the bombing of the Library Tower in Los Angeles. Our H20 frenzy thwarted the bombing of the Brooklyn Bridge in New York. You get the idea, don't you? Now true, perhaps we could have offered a lifetime supply of devil dogs and one night with Salma Hayek, but it's doubtful that niceties are enough to deprogram the jihadist America haters.
The Dems are up in arms. They're flailing their flabby arms and politicizing their wet dreams that they've held for eight years. They want Bush/Cheney, and the fraud is giving them the orgasm to do so. By putting the onus on Atty. General (WE ARE A NATION OF COWARDS) Holder, he is authorizing a bipartisan committee to investigate the efficacy and legality of our "torture" tactics in procuring the safety of our country. A week ago, A WEEK AGO, midget Emanuel was on the airwaves touting the news that Sir-Soros's-Puppet would not be going back as it was time to move forward. Enter Moveon.Scourge, George Soros, the ACLU, and the fraud gets all fachoted in his need to please some of the people, some of the time.
If you believe that we have remained unscathed for eight years due to happenstance, YOU are a moron. If you had a choice of saving your loved ones by waterboarding ( which is done to train our own) and uncovering the information necessary to thwart a bio-terrorist attack, would you? Would you allow your family and friends to perish due to your "higher moral ground?" If you are even remotely unsure of the answer, get thee to Bellevue. Put away your disdain for Glenn Beck (I relate sometimes)and get enlightened.

Remember Hussein, the next one is on you. We are now living in a 9/10 world.